I'm a natural born dream weaver, you know, the type of girls you see and can only imagine in your dreams. I love being stared at in the grocery store and when I go to movies. I guarantee if your with me, your going to have a lot of fun, and it will boost your self image having a hot girl like me on your arm. The thing is, that very few of you even have the privilege of looking at me, let alone talk to me, or take me on a date. In order to date someone like me you have to 1. Have money, 2. Be very handsome, and 3. Be intelligent. Oh, and it helps to have a big cock! Yes, Yes, Yes, Look at me, at how beautiful I am! I am so glamorous and gorgeous, I know that you can't stand it anymore, you have to call me, and when you do, you will have something coming to you. 
 
Some people call me a brat, some people call me shy and withdrawn, but they are both wrong! I am just a out and out bitch. I don't put up with shit, I don't care about you (unless you have money, or are paying me for my time), and I defiantly don't give a fuck about your shit luck with girls. Your the type that stays up all day long, looking at porn, watching porn, looking at hot girls like me. Getting extremely turned on by watching pussy get fucked, and girls dildoing themselves. However, even though you enjoy all these things, you never get any yourself. Your what I like to call a loser...wait...pathetic loser! How sad that someone like you couldn't get fucked even if you paid someone to do it, and that's exactly why you are calling me, your dream girl. Don't worry, I won't bite....hard. HAHAHAHAHA!!! 
 
Sometimes I see guys like you while I am shopping at victoria secrets for my sexy lingerie to wear for a wealthy man with a big dick, and I watch you, watching me. I find it interesting that in plain day, you almost stock me as I go about from store to store and your stupid ass is right behind me. I pull you to the side, and I tell you strait up that your a fucking loser and theres no way in hell your ever going to get with the likes of me, so you might as well buy me my shit because that's as close as it is going to get. 
 
Come on honey, seriously! Do you ever think you could get with a hottie such as myself? Dream on baby, like I said before, I am a natural born dream weaver.